The Transfiguration – Realistic Vampires?
Meet Milo.
Milo loves vampires. I mean, he REALLY loves vampires. So much so, he thinks he is one.
Okay, not the biggest deal, right?...
The Wraith – Part 1
The Captain takes a look at one of his childhood favorites from the 80s...The Wraith!
(Part 2 is the a follow-up from our newest mod,...
The Void – Cap’s Favorite New Film?
Every so often a film like this comes along, celebrating the craft of practical horror effects. And I couldn’t be happier with the results.
Back...
Ghost in the Shell – Fanboys Beware! (Film Review)
Before I talk about this film, I feel like I must first address the fanboys. Or more importantly the anime fanboys. You all suck....
Kong: Skull Island – Really? Another Kong Movie?
Kong is back, baby! And he don't give no fucks!
You got helicopters? He'll fuck them up with a tree!
You got napalm? Fuck your...
Logan – Best or Worst X-Men Movie?
I’m finding it really hard to come up with anything negative to say about this film. I mean, there’s a few nitpicks I could...
Best and Worst of 2016 – Part 2
Part 2, and the one we've all REALLY been waiting for. The Captain defends his choices for THE WORST films of 2016.
Spoofs. ...
Split – Is M. Night Back?
This week the Captain weighs in on SPLIT.
Will M Night Shyamalan return to his roots or give us another dud?
Enjoy...
I guess this pretty much...
