Zootopia? More like Pooptopia.
The Captain takes a look at Zootopia. Will you share his thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY73vFGhSVk
Zootopia is a fetishist film for furries.
Please direct all hate...
Deadpool – A new Captain Favorite?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIM1HydF9UA
I was a pretty big X-Men fan during the 90’s. I still have binders filled with cards somewhere. I even collected the Hi-C box...
The Revenant – Hardy > DiCaprio?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRfj1VCg16Y
When Hank said I should do a review of The Revenant, I was a bit puzzled. I already did a review of The Revenant...
Hateful Eight – Don’t make me horse laugh!
The Captain reviews The Hateful Eight:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnRbXn4-Yis
My first review of 2016! And it happens to be for a film I loved. Jeez, it has been...
The Cap’n vs Jem – Truly, Truly, Truly Pissed!
The Captain takes a look at Jem and the Holograms. Here's a bit of what he thought, and fyi, he's angry:
But seriously, how...
Victor Frankenstein – The Captain vs. Landis’s Monster!
An excerpt from The Captain's film review for Victor Frankenstein which will be available 12/03/15:
I like Max Landis… I think. Let me rephrase that....
The Gift – Another Film Ruined by The Cap’n?
An excerpt from The Captina's film review of The Gift which will be available 11/16/15:
The Gift stars Jason Bateman as Simon. Simon is an...
Sicario – Movie Review
An excerpt from The Captain's film review of Sicario which will be available 11/12/15:
The only reason Kate was even asked to join this operation...
