Here's the Captain's Top 10 Films of 2025!
(With a few Nic Cage special mentions.)
4th Annual Golden Cagey Awards!
Nicholas Cage is here again, celebrating another year of The Golden Cagey Awards. And once...
An excerpt from my script review for Marty Supreme which will be available 03/17/26:
3.) Quality of Characters
So why didn’t I care about the story?
Marty’s a prick, plain and simple.
We’re told, as amateur...
An excerpt from my script review for The Lost Boys (1987) which will be available 03/09/26:
4.) Dialogue and Description
So…my biggest complaint with the script…
Page 14:
A loud rock group performs.
Talk about underselling it!!!
This...
An excerpt from my script review for Sinners which will be available 03/03/26:
2.) Plot Stability
The script opens a bit differently from the film.
Here we’re presented with a burned man running from a...
An excerpt from my script review for A Minecraft Movie which will be available 02/24/26:
1.) Marketability of the Idea
Minecraft.
My kids played it. You or your kids probably played it.
I tried playing it...
God, what is that smell? Did you shit yourself? Something is in the air. Oh wait, I know what it is. It’s love. Love is in the air again and it smells...
We break scripts down the Monday after its opening weekend. Read detailed reviews and see what current writers selling scripts are doing right, and sometimes wrong.
Hey, it'’s October, where’s Horror Month? Doesn’t it start now? And yes, imaginary person in my head who is asking this question. Horror Month starts right after this review. It kind of...
This is Part 1 of this year's Halloween Double Feature. Here, we're taking a look at the script.
(Then check out The Captain's movie review in Part 2.)
Hi all.
Halloween is once again...
Zack Snyder has managed to garner some good will with me after Justice League, but I know how he can be and how easy it can be to lose that good will.
https://youtu.be/tI1JGPhYBS8
Overindulgent...
The Captain takes a look at Zootopia. Will you share his thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY73vFGhSVk
Zootopia is a fetishist film for furries.
Please direct all hate mail to Hank.
I guess technically any film featuring...
An excerpt from Reals' unproduced script review for Masters of the Universe by Jeff Wadlow which will be available 06/01/18:
What Worked
-- Pg 0/1 - I really like to do this in my...
3way had the opportunity to chat with one of our more established members...
Who is Bragi Schut, for those who might not be familiar with your work? Can you tell me a little...
Part 1 of the Captain's take on what films he most enjoyed in 2016.
Enjoy!
BEST FILMS OF 2016
There was this guy, name not remembered, who went on amazon studio’s forum to brag about...
An excerpt from my script review for All Eyez On Me which will be available 06/19/17:
3.) Quality of Characters
Where the main characters in Straight Outta Compton wanted fame for all the wrong...
