Thursday, February 21, 2019

The Shallows – Blake Buns!

https://youtu.be/EgdxIlSuB70 Look at them buns! Wedgied buns. Side buns. Sandy buns. Wet buns. Covered in blood buns. That last one, maybe not so hot. An...

Horror Month Part 4 – Don’t Breathe

Part 4 of The Captain's FAVORITE time of year is up next with... DON'T BREATHE! It’s time to play the game of NAME THAT GENERIC...

The Competition – Valentine’s Day with The Cap’n!

Surprise last minute Valentine’s Day review! This special day deserves a very special review of a very special movie. Unfortunately all I have to...

Escape Plan 2 – Can Hollywood Age Gracefully?

I might need some alcohol to get me through this one because this film is terrible. Chances are you might need a drink or...

Write to Reals: The House That Jack Built

Ah, what is left to say about The House That Jack Built, the latest shocker from director Lars Von Trier which prompted “mass...

Death Note – Another Anime Adaptation Fail?

It is starting to look like live action adaptations of anime are about at the same level as videogame adaptations. Meaning they're all fucking...

HORROR MONTH WEEKEND WRAP UP – Week 3!

(Before you start, make sure to catch up on Horror Week 1 and Week 2.) Apostle - Did a great job at atmosphere, felt almost...

You Were Never Really Here, Paterno – Enjoy this Mash-Up!

I was at a loss as to what exactly I should review this week. You Were Never Really Here was a film I was...