The Gift – Another Film Ruined by The Cap’n?
An excerpt from The Captina's film review of The Gift which will be available 11/16/15:
The Gift stars Jason Bateman as Simon. Simon is an...
Justice League – Good Things Take Time…
Justice League is a hilariously bad, Frankensteined together, clusterfuck that needed not only another year to work on the CGI but also a complete...
Bone Movie – Happy Cannibal-ween?
An excerpt from The Captain's film review of Bone Tomahawk which will be available 8/25/14:
Back to the film. Oddly enough, a lot of the...
Velvet Buzzsaw – Should Mr. Gilroy stick to writing only?
Oh boy.
Velvet Buzzsaw is a goddamn muddled mess of a film and another example of Dan Gilroy’s lack...
Kingsman: The Golden Circle – Good, but not without its flaws…
Sequels. Worst case scenario, they’re pointless cash ins, the first film did well, we might as well try banking on the name recognition. Very...
Spider-Man: Far From Home – Is the Cap’n the Only One...
As much as I like Marvel films, the fatigue has fully set in now. I forget which review I mentioned this already...
Venom – The Cap’n steals more than just your attention in...
I know this isn’t exactly a horror film, but it is about a monster going around eating people, so I say it counts.
One...
Upgrade – Likable Film with an Unexpected Twist?
Upgrade stars Logan Marshall-Green, not Tom Hardy as some have mistakenly believed. And no, this is not the Venom movie. Logan Marshall-Green has the...
