Thursday, February 21, 2019

Hell Fest – Kickoff to Horror Month 2018!

It’s finally HORROR MONTH! Now if you aren’t fully aware of what exactly this month entails for me, it’s a month where I watch nothing...

Best Friends Vol. 1 – Come Indulge Your Morbid Wiseau Curiosity!

Let’s face it, no one cares about Greg Sestero. He isn’t a terrible actor I’d say, just a very bland one. People aren’t clambering...

Mandy – Nic Cage’s Masterpiece?

There’s not a single trailer I can think of that I’ve rewatched more times than the trailer for Mandy. Like the film itself, it...

Final Score – It’s Die Hard with Soccer!

I was planning on reviewing Sharky’s Machine, the Burt Reynolds directed movie, starring himself. But… I fell asleep during the long stretch of time...

The Happytime Murders – What Noir aspect is as overused as...

I guess I knew from the trailer that maybe this film wasn’t going to do well in theaters. You usually walk away with one...

Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich -The Cap’n may have just saved...

Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich is so bad, that it has forced me to come up with a brand new rating. Before, the worst...

Patient Zero – Should we stop trusting film trailers?

Where to start with this movie... I know, let’s start with how unoriginal the plot is. It’s basically I Am Legend. Not even just...

Bad Samaritan – Be wary the next time you valet…

From the writer of the 1998 Godzilla film and the director of Geostorm, now brings you Bad Samaritan, a fun little thriller that I...