Hateful Eight – Don’t make me horse laugh!
The Captain reviews The Hateful Eight:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnRbXn4-Yis
My first review of 2016! And it happens to be for a film I loved. Jeez, it has been...
The Cap’n vs Jem – Truly, Truly, Truly Pissed!
The Captain takes a look at Jem and the Holograms. Here's a bit of what he thought, and fyi, he's angry:
But seriously, how...
Victor Frankenstein – The Captain vs. Landis’s Monster!
An excerpt from The Captain's film review for Victor Frankenstein which will be available 12/03/15:
I like Max Landis… I think. Let me rephrase that....
The Gift – Another Film Ruined by The Cap’n?
An excerpt from The Captina's film review of The Gift which will be available 11/16/15:
The Gift stars Jason Bateman as Simon. Simon is an...
Sicario – Movie Review
An excerpt from The Captain's film review of Sicario which will be available 11/12/15:
The only reason Kate was even asked to join this operation...
Bone Movie – Happy Cannibal-ween?
An excerpt from The Captain's film review of Bone Tomahawk which will be available 8/25/14:
Back to the film. Oddly enough, a lot of the...
The Martian – Film Review
An excerpt from The Captain's film review for The Martian which will be available 10/09/15:
What can I say, this film is great. It is...
Agent 47 – Why Skip Woods is Awesome
An excerpt from The Captain's review of the Hitman: Agent 47 film which will be available 9/20/15:
I hate Skip Woods. I’ve never met him,...
