Wednesday, January 23, 2019

Black Panther -Time to move on?

Has the comic book superhero film fatigue finally started to set in? Is it on its way out like zombies? Before Walking Dead killed...

The Unseen – Forcing Two Plot-lines Together Doesn’t Always Pan Out

It’s the 4th of July and what better way to celebrate than to review a Canadian film. Meet Bob. Saying Bob’s life sucks is a...

Hostiles – What single word will the Captain use to describe...

I think it was in October I ordered a box of Japanese potato chips. Thinking it would be an interesting Christmas gift to buy...

Hateful Eight – Don’t make me horse laugh!

The Captain reviews The Hateful Eight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnRbXn4-Yis My first review of 2016! And it happens to be for a film I loved. Jeez, it has been...

The Do-Over – Another Sandler Flop?

The Captain takes a look at Mr. Sandler's newest release straight to Netflix. Is he worth what they paid him? https://youtu.be/wXvGj_9LNsw If you’ve read my...

Jason X – Dueling Review Pt. 1

While I was on vacation, trying to find my own Crystal Lake, two of your favorite reviewers both watched the same film, JASON X. With...

Sicario – Movie Review

An excerpt from The Captain's film review of Sicario which will be available 11/12/15: The only reason Kate was even asked to join this operation...

Escape Plan 2 – Can Hollywood Age Gracefully?

I might need some alcohol to get me through this one because this film is terrible. Chances are you might need a drink or...