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Saturday, August 19, 2017

Pixels – Can Dinklage Save Sandler?

An excerpt from The Captain's film review of Pixels which will be available 8/16/15: He called the shit poop! The short this is based on is...

10 Cloverfield Lane – Movie Review

The Captain takes a look at Bad Robot's 10 Cloverfield Lane. Will he enjoy it as much as I did the script? https://youtu.be/yQy-ANhnUpE Saint Patrick's Day...

Me Him Her…And the Cap’n!

The Captain gives his thoughts on Max Landis's directorial debut! Will he like it? https://youtu.be/ihoO3T0MUxk I’m gay for this movie! I loved it. But I...

Ghost in the Shell – Fanboys Beware! (Film Review)

Before I talk about this film, I feel like I must first address the fanboys. Or more importantly the anime fanboys. You all suck....

Captain America: Civil War – Movie Review

Our Captain reviews Marvel's Captain in his newest installment: https://youtu.be/f4wavWUZFMA Are you guys ready for another slightly vague remembering of a film I saw a few...

Zootopia? More like Pooptopia.

The Captain takes a look at Zootopia. Will you share his thoughts? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY73vFGhSVk Zootopia is a fetishist film for furries. Please direct all hate...

Pirates of the Caribbean 5 – Dead Disney Reboot?

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales is not a terrible film. It is however completely uninspiring, but at film 5 in...

Agent 47 – Why Skip Woods is Awesome

An excerpt from The Captain's review of the Hitman: Agent 47 film which will be available 9/20/15: I hate Skip Woods. I’ve never met him,...