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Sunday, January 21, 2018

Hateful Eight – Don’t make me horse laugh!

The Captain reviews The Hateful Eight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnRbXn4-Yis My first review of 2016! And it happens to be for a film I loved. Jeez, it has been...

The Cap’n vs Jem – Truly, Truly, Truly Pissed!

The Captain takes a look at Jem and the Holograms. Here's a bit of what he thought, and fyi, he's angry: But seriously, how...

Victor Frankenstein – The Captain vs. Landis’s Monster!

An excerpt from The Captain's film review for Victor Frankenstein which will be available 12/03/15: I like Max Landis… I think. Let me rephrase that....

The Gift – Another Film Ruined by The Cap’n?

An excerpt from The Captina's film review of The Gift which will be available 11/16/15: The Gift stars Jason Bateman as Simon. Simon is an...

Sicario – Movie Review

An excerpt from The Captain's film review of Sicario which will be available 11/12/15: The only reason Kate was even asked to join this operation...

Bone Movie – Happy Cannibal-ween?

An excerpt from The Captain's film review of Bone Tomahawk which will be available 8/25/14: Back to the film. Oddly enough, a lot of the...

The Martian – Film Review

An excerpt from The Captain's film review for The Martian which will be available 10/09/15: What can I say, this film is great. It is...

Agent 47 – Why Skip Woods is Awesome

An excerpt from The Captain's review of the Hitman: Agent 47 film which will be available 9/20/15: I hate Skip Woods. I’ve never met him,...